ПЕРЕДЕЛАЙТЕ ПОЛОЖИТЕЛЬНЫЕ И ВОПРОСИТЕЛЬНЫЕ ПРЕДЛОЖЕНИЯ В КОСЕВННУЮ РЕЧЬ ПОЖАЛУЙСТА!!!
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, 'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I Would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.'
The man below says, 'Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, Hovering
approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees North latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees West Longitude.'
'You must be a programmer,' says the balloonist.
'I am,' replies the man. 'How did you know?'
'Well,' says the balloonist, 'everything you have told me is Technically
correct, but I have no idea what to make of your Information and the fact is I am still lost.'
The man below says, "You must be a project manager."
'Yes, I am,' replies the balloonist, 'but how did you know?'
'Well,' says the man, 'you don't know where you are, or where You are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but noe it is somehow my fault.
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and asks if the man can help him. He explains that he promised his friend to meet him half an hour ago. But he doesn't know where he is.
The man below answers that he can help. He admits that he is in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above the field. The man below also adds that the balloonist is between 40 and 42 degrees North latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees West Longitude.
The balloonist says that the man below must be a project manager.
The man replies that he is. He asks how the balloonist knew.
The balloonist answers that everything the man has told is technically correct. He adds that he has no idea what to make of information and he is still lost.
The man below says that the balloonist must be a project manager.
The balloonist replies that he is. He asks how the man knew.
The man below answers that the balloonist doesn't know where he is, or where he is going. He adds that the balloonist has made a promise which he has no idea how to keep, and expects him to solve the problem.
The man below explains that the balloonist is in the exact same position he was in before they met, but now it is somehow his fault.